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2009/7/8 A fresh start (Hans’ Milieu’s new home)!My dearest Milieunairs, For a long while, I have deliberated a move from Windows Live Spaces to WordPress. That time has, excitingly, arrived. In truth, I have been happy with the Windows Live platform. It has served me extremely well over the years and I do feel a tinge of remorse for changing blog providers. However, as I grow as an individual, my needs have evolved. Consequently, the change has become a necessity rather than a choice. I will do my utmost best to transfer all original posts to the new Hans’ Milieu. Unfortunately, I cannot promise that all posts will make it through the conversion process *holds thumbs*. From this day forward, Hans’ Milieu will be found at the following website address: www.hanshaupt.com
Forwards to the next Milieu!
Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing! Carcolepsy - The inability to stay awake & alert during any form of transport. Particularly common with car passengers who fall asleep as the car starts moving, thus providing no company, help or support to the driver. For example: “Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy”! Remasculate - The process of growing one's balls back, after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity. For Example: After having enjoyed watching Twilight, but refusing to admit it, you rush off to watch something akin to Die Hard, thus remasculating yourself. Wenis - The skin which covers the tip of ones elbow. Xobile - Transmitting, receiving or searching for 'Adult Content' on a wireless device, such as a mobile phone. Liptease - The act of putting on lipstick suggestively. Essentially the oral equivalent of a striptease. Facebrag – Shamelessly using Facebook, status updates and photographs, as a platform to brag. Mantasy - A mantasy is a fantasy that only a man would have. For example: "The movie 'The Hangover' was farken A! I'd love to do that with you guys"!
Wagina – Used to describe the folds of skin in the crease of the inner elbow when bending ones arm. The opposite of the wenis. Fweep – Originates from the words ‘fag’ and ‘sweep’. A fweep is the word used to describe a popular hairstyle seen among ‘scene’ kids. It usually appears as ‘man bangs’ and sweeps across the face, in a glorious and majestic manner. Examples of fweepers: Zac Efron and Chace Crawford, among others.
I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/7/6 Music Monday: ‘Run’Hey Milieunairs, It is Music Monday and thus time for another Vivaciously Varietal Vibe!
Music Monday -
Snow Patrol - Run (Unofficial Music video with lyrics)
Leonis Lewis - Run (Official music video) [Cover of 'Run' by Snow Patrol]
As always, whenever I post about Vivaciously Varietal Vibes on Music Monday's, simply click on the name of the song to be taken to a web page that displays the songs lyrics. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/7/1 Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’
Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing! Choreplay - When one is turned on by the sight of his/her partner doing regular household chores, that they should normally do. For example: "Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT'". Obeausity - When big, in terms of overly obese, is considered beautiful. For example: “I don't just like junk to be in the trunk, I like them to be 'obeausity', with junk all over”! Lizzing - A combination of laughing and urinating. It happens when you laugh so hard you involuntarily 'whiz' a little too. Epiphanot - An idea that seems amazing but turns out to be pointless & stupid. Usually occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Zizebots - Those unpleasant & sometimes painful spots that sunglasses cause on either side of your nose. Moobs - Quite simply, Man Boobs. Chesty protrusions on a mans upper body which resemble female breasts instead of smooth chiseled 'pecs'. Qwantz - Used to describe intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. For example: “www.fmylife.com is qwantz”! Cushter – Used to describe a smelly genital area, thus insinuating that something is not right down there due to the stench. Noob - A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and can be excessively ‘stupid’. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better. I do hope that you enjoyed this edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/29 Music Monday: ‘Earth Song’ – A tribute to the ‘King of Pop’, Michael Jackson!Hey Milieunairs, It is Music Monday and thus time for another Vivaciously Varietal Vibe!
Music Monday -
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson - Earth Song
As always, whenever I post about Vivaciously Varietal Vibes on Music Monday's, simply click on the name of the song to be taken to a web page that displays the songs lyrics. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/25 The Red Carpet Screens: ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’
Yesterday, The Red Carpet screened Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the sequel to 2007's Transformers and the second film in the live action Transformers series. Subsequently, the film is also known as “Transformers 2”. For starters, the movie is long, so be warned. The movie is long enough that no matter how much you are enjoying the onscreen action or using your eyes to undress the lovely Megan Fox, who clearly did not get enough screen time, you end up wondering when the movie is going to end. Rounding in at a whopping 150 minutes, this fast paced action movie can, at times, crawl along. The movie is unfortunately plagued with unnecessary ‘fillers’, like an all-spark-transformed-remote-controlled-monster-truck, dry humping Megan Fox’s leg. Granted, given the opportunity, many guys would give their left nut for that opportunity, it was simply not needed and could have been excluded. Undoubtedly, one of the best aspects of the movie would have had to have been the visuals and special effects. If you thought that the first movie was an explosive feast, wait until you see this iteration of Hasbro’s beloved franchise. There is often so much carnage occurring at one time on the screen that, in my opinion, it is not possible to take it all in on the first viewing. We all know that Michael Bay is known for his over the top implementation of action sequences. However, with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Mr. Bay has done the impossible… he managed to out do himself! Seriously, this movie is an action fiends delight. There were actually moments in the movie where I obtained ‘dry eye’ from my lack of conscious blinking. The movie does not have a very strong story nor is the acting anything to rave about. If those points matter to you, then avoid Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at all costs. However, if you are looking for a movie which has unadulterated action, comedy and is great fun to watch, then do yourself a favour and go watch this movie! The Red Carpet gives Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 08/10.
Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/24 Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101'Through Twitter, I have begun to tweet a topic that I have tentatively labelled as ‘Vocab101’. Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. I have been enjoying the experience so much, that I have decided to dedicate a weekly blog post to this new endeavour. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’. Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing! So, without further ado, I present to you the first batch of Wordy Wednesday Vocab101-isms. Flavourgasm - When one lets out an involuntary moan of pleasure from eating great tasting food, usually on the first bite. Zoosexual - A term used to describe a sexual orientation towards non-human animals. Similar to the term ‘bestiality’. This word is actually an accepted scientific term. Jorts - A combination of the words "jeans" and "shorts" to describe half length jeans. Nictitate - The word used to describe a 'wink' or 'blink'. Derived from the Latin word "nictare" which means "Winking". I discovered this word a few years ago during a game of Balderdash. MIRF - The acronym for "Mom I'd Run From". The opposite of a MILF: “Mom I’d Like to Fuck”. Carbunkle - Two or more in grown hairs, in such close proximity, that they cause a large, single, swollen & painful lump. Cronoptimist - Person who always underestimates the time needed to do something/get somewhere. Vocab101-isms which missed the cut: Feltching - The act of sucking expelled semen from any human orifice, such as a vagina or anus, and, but not always, sharing the fluids with a partner through a kiss. Analrapist - Somebody who combines the professions of being an analyst and a therapist, thus becoming an analrapist.
I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/22 Music Monday: ‘Mercy’Hey Milieunairs, It is Music Monday and thus time for another Vivaciously Varietal Vibe!
Music Monday -
'Mercy' by Ours off of the album 'Mercy... Dancing For The Death Of An Imaginary Enemy'
As always, whenever I post about Vivaciously Varietal Vibes on Music Monday's, simply click on the name of the song to be taken to a web page that displays the songs lyrics. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/9 Hans’ Brady Bunch 24th Birthday Bash!
I am now officially 24 years of age. This year my birthday fell on a Friday. So, to celebrate, I went out with my parents, Aunt Magalie and Freddy, to the Butcher Shop in Nelson Mandela Square. We had a great time especially considering that there were these lovely pieces of jailbait sitting at the table next to us, also celebrating a birthday. Freddy eloquently tweeted about it citing “celebrating Hans' birthday with him, while he's staring at the rack behind me...”. Yes, good times! However, the real party only took place on Saturday. For my 24th birthday I was privileged enough to be able to take close friends and family to watch Wayne Brady perform live in the Big Top Arena at Carnival City (all expenses paid). Hence the blog title Hans’ Brady Bunch 24th Birthday Bash. To cut a long story short we all had an absolutely incredible time. It was legend… wait for it… dary! Wayne Brady must be one of the most talented people alive. This is not an over exaggeration. Honestly, I have never seen anyone perform with such a high degree of versatility. From singing to pure unadulterated adlibbing, he was spectacular. Even days after watching the show, friends and family who attended still cannot stop taking about it. If you have not seen Wayne Brady perform live, do yourself a favour and do so. Even if you are not a fan, it is, without a doubt, money well spent. Wayne Brady: Making it up - Prince Impersonation & adlib lyrics
After the show, we all headed to Carnival Cities ‘Lotta Foods’ buffet area to continue the party. It was here that we were all able to eat and be merry! As always, my moms famous chocolate cake made an appearance, along with the gorgeous Charlize Theron! Okay, Charlize was not physically there, perhaps only in spirit… and on my cake! To decorate my cake, my folks put together this pretty cool and totally geeky rice paper print, of a very sexy Charlize Theron who is, allegedly, thinking the following: “Benoni boys are HOT! Happy Birthday Hans”! (Love it!) Overall, this was one of my best and most memorable birthdays. Consequently, I would like to send out a great thank you to all those who managed to make my day just that much better by being there. You all know who you are! Additionally, I would like to give an extra special shout out to my parents. Thank you so much for everything mom and dad, without you both and the Lord above, none of this would have been possible. You both mean the world to me!
What about the presents you ask? Quite simply, I have been spoilt rotten, by my parents as well as by my fantastic friends and family. Some of my gifts from my folks are still on order. Do not worry, you will now what they are soon enough *wink wink*. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! 2009/6/8 Music Monday: ‘Show Me What I’m Looking For’Hey Milieunairs, It is Music Monday and thus time for another Vivaciously Varietal Vibe!
Music Monday -
Carolina Liar - Show Me What I'm Looking For
As always, whenever I post about Vivaciously Varietal Vibes on Music Monday's, simply click on the name of the song to be taken to a web page that displays the songs lyrics. Until the next time “Milieunairs”! |
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